"They're very careful"

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Fireworks Not A Problem For Nudists

OSHKOSH, Wis. (Wireless Flash) – Not even a lit sparkler can get nudists to put their pants on for Nude Recreation Week, which starts July 4.

That’s according to Nicky Hoffman, spokeswoman for the Wisconsin-based Naturist Society. She says nudists have no qualms about lighting fireworks while exposing their star-spangled fannies.

As Hoffman explains, “They’re very careful.”

During Nude Recreation Week, hundreds of thousands of nudists will be promoting all sorts of recreational activities that can be done in the buff, including sunbathing and volleyball.

Hoffman says nudists need to take very little precaution for most activities, except for a little sunscreen.

There is one activity that requires some covering up: Frying bacon. In that case, Hoffman recommends nudists “wear an apron.”