.000025 ounces lighter
Yesterday I got a haircut for the first time in just over two months. I had Bozo the Clown head, or what I actually prefer to call Ed Ed the Anvil Head (when both sides can be made into points, looking like the aforementioned forge implement). Now I have pseudo-military hair (enough so that I have been asked at times if I'm actually in the service).
The odd thing is that, on the whole, I hate having my head touched, but I absolutely love getting my hair cut. I told this to my hair cutter, and he said that generally people really, really like the hairwash part the best. I hate it. It can't be over soon enough for me. Once quick wash and rinse and I'm ready to sit up again. I have no need for the second wash and the inevitable conditioner, and I can't wait to get out of that neck-holder sink. Get the clippers going, though, and I'm a very happy man. I don't understand it, and I don't expect any of you to understand it either. (Oh, and although you may infer from the first paragraph that my name is Ed, it isn't.)
The odd thing is that, on the whole, I hate having my head touched, but I absolutely love getting my hair cut. I told this to my hair cutter, and he said that generally people really, really like the hairwash part the best. I hate it. It can't be over soon enough for me. Once quick wash and rinse and I'm ready to sit up again. I have no need for the second wash and the inevitable conditioner, and I can't wait to get out of that neck-holder sink. Get the clippers going, though, and I'm a very happy man. I don't understand it, and I don't expect any of you to understand it either. (Oh, and although you may infer from the first paragraph that my name is Ed, it isn't.)
posted by Sasquatch at
2:30 AM
2 Comments:
The haircut was a Good Thing. You look human again. It's very spiffy.
And I don't know what your deal is with the whole "no head touching" thing. It's weird, but I respect your right to not like having your head touched.
(Weirdo. Loveable, but still a weirdo.)
;-)
By
Merujo, at 6/12/2005 5:07 PM
When are ya gonna post somethin' new? I mean, I can live off the story of your high-and-tight clipper cut just for so long, and then, I crave more.
MORE SASQUATCH!
MORE MINT JELLY!
- Mrs. Piston Engine, retired
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Anonymous, at 6/25/2005 12:48 AM
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