The Patterson Film

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Today marks the fortieth anniversary of my film debut. Please, check out the film and judge for yourself. But I look pretty real, don't I?

Dude,

You've been lying to me all these years. Now that I have taken a closer look, I can see that you are definitely a woman! Either that, or your moobies have shrunk with over the years. And don't get me started on the gratuitous booty cam.

g

By gonzomantis, at 10/22/2007 1:23 PM
I can't believe that after all these years there are people who still believe that this is film footage of a sasquatch.

Any fool can clearly see that it is a mugato.

-- MS

By Anonymous, at 10/24/2007 12:07 PM
Lookin' good. Life begins at 40. ;-)

Even if it's all a bunch of Hieroniumus bosh. Hee hee.

By Kristine, at 10/29/2007 5:41 PM
Congratulations on passing the 20,000-hit mark. :)

By Merujo, at 11/23/2007 9:47 PM
Would you PLEASE update your blog. I am getting a bit tired of looking at your Sasquatch booty!!!! - Soosieq

By Anonymous, at 1/02/2008 11:05 AM